Patrick Bagbon
Planet Earth | email@example.com
Professional Experience
Education
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Master of Science in Software Engineering
Specialized in enchanting code. Thesis: "How to Improve Algorithms with Magic: A Python Approach."
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Bachelor of Science in Aerospace Technology
Area 51 Tech Institute, 2016
Minored in Verbagogical Effusions. Developed a thesis on "Apparachik of Political Suzerainty"
Skills and Certifications
- Expert in reading Binary like it's my first language. I'm practically the Lionel Messi of 0's and 1's.
- Advanced knowledge in Java. No.. Not the island or the beverage! .
- Top bug exterminator in the software realm. Not so great with actual bugs, unless you want them turned into extra code snippets.
- Expert PHP developer. Strangely, I'm not a Hypertext Preprocessor myself, just a humble developer.
- Savvy in SQL databases - The ones I build are always very well 'structured'! (boom boom).
- Ruby on Rails - It's like a train ride, except the tracks are made of code and the train is more... virtual?
- Vocabulary extraordinaire - Jack of all trades, master of this one.
- Using big words like loquacious and verbose!